Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System
Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System
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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System
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I wonder where he got that money to buy that food too. Probably from the pockets of a poor billionaire 😢
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That’s what they get for showing up to work all fed and shit. Bet they’re the types of people who try to eat during working hours. Scum.
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If she was so hungry then why didn't she die ?
Freaking fakers.
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You have been promoted to Shift Supervisor
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Amazon's such a shit company that I believed it, it wasn't until I scrolled and noticed the onion logo that I worked it out.
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Yeah, I ate the Onion at first on this one too.
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Damn employees, digesting instead of working.
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Food was purchased outside of the company store
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Next they’ll start testing to make sure they still have urine in their bodies when they clock out, no taking any bathroom breaks on the clock!
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This isn't too far from reality, it seems.
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Given that this is the same company that makes people pee in bottles and keeps them after hours without pay... yeah not big surprise.. actually it is a big surprise... given that this is just satire
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That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion...
They got me too for a few moments.
What's a "dystopian amount of time"?
An amount of time that would only be expected if you're living in a dystopia.
Haha. I thought the same at first. Sounds about par tor the course.
Same. This is what makes this one brilliant.