David Attenborough presents: Sashatown- A Land of Contradictions Ch. I

Join the Sashatown Central News Agency, Ministry of Culture, and Ministry of State Security on this riveting 600-chapter mandatory documentary series about the true official history of the DPR Sashatown. We will explore the most patriotic facts of the nation, its people, and its fearless leader Respected Comrade Sasha Bear. A short quiz will be mailed to all citizens after each episode with civil and criminal penalties for failure.

This is your only legal notice to catch new episodes of Sashatown- A Land of Contradictions every Monday at 2:40AM, only on Sashatown Central News Agency- The News Channel.