"Your subjectivity is showing. And it's not as wise as you think." Look out, you unwashed masses! The "Peak Human" is back for more and wants us all to RETVRN to fundamentalist prescriptivism!
I'm a heavy emoji user, texting is such a poor medium for communication, many
times people get the wrong message, but with an emoji you'll get an idea of the
face I'm making, so less chance of misunderstanding I noticed that every time I
add an emoji to a comment it gets downvoted, so I tested my th...
Taking a hardline approach to prescriptivism is the language equivalent of feeling very strongly about one specific year of pop culture and wanting to hit the brakes on the march of time and keep resurrecting, say, Pump Up The Jam.
I think I've figured it out. These mega-genius redditor libs understand the secret truth: The more verbose someone is, the more cleverer and correct they are. The more they waffle on about a topic, the smartier they are. Therefore, someone trying to communicate more efficiently, using a picture to convey their meaning, the more stupid and wrong they most certainly are.
Um... I hate to tell you this, but honestly, let's be honest, it's almost as if the only way to be a Peak Human is to be cromulent with your vocabulary, using ten words when would would do, and to fill your bloviations with visceral trendy words that get Reddit-popular among the very smart people that like logic, reason, facts, and other things that are exclusive to their specific secret club. I'm sorry if that hurts your delicate fee fees. Who hurt you?