Stay away from hexbear Mr. President there's a stinky little owl that roams around here pissing all over the place.
"I'm not into golden showers folks, the golden toilet is enough for me! I walked in and Putin, he's a good leader, a strong, powerful leader, he's a business man and almost as good as me at deals, he had four hookers there! Four hookers, reminds me of Hunter Biden, Hunter loves his hookers we all know that. You know, if anyone likes golden showers it's going to be Hunter, it looks like that's the only shower he takes! These hookers, they tell me they're a gift from Putin, I walked in and told them no thanks, and everyone knows I wouldn't do it because of the germs! They aren't clean! You don't know where they've been! I told Melania this, and of course she believed me, she knows I'm not into the golden showers!
Biden's re-election strategy: Trip down some stairs and blame Hamas.
Trump's re-election strategy: Tell a story involving golden showers.
Yeah I wonder who's gonna win?
If you're in the mood for some very bad lib jokes - r/politics thread.
Example
The Spy Who Loved Pee
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Stay away from hexbear Mr. President there's a stinky little owl that roams around here pissing all over the place.