2y ago

Damn that curse is powerful, I merely thought about playing it and now a hephebophile runs my country.

Yes it's the same object. I gotta get rid of it

25 comments

No no, keep trying. Clearly you found a magical accelerationist guitar.
- I don't have enough hubris to think I can wield the power of the Doom Guitar to my benefit
  
  Play a wicked guitar solo, and we're going to fast forward through capitalism collapsing, the bad shit that happens afterwards, and get to the rise of communism so fast that we'll barely even notice.
  
  Maybe it's like the Cursed Shield in Final Fantasy VI, where you just have to keep playing it until it stops trying to kill you and it finally blossoms into the Paladin's Guitar
YOU
Maybe you should play the triangle
- Hey, I used to have a keyboard I never learned to play properly that generally brought me good luck. Huh. I gotta retrieve that thing.
  I realized that keyboard is currently in hands of a Milei voter.
  Fucking shit I'm not even joking.
- But it's a gift from an friend afflicted with bad luck throughout their life. Hey wait a minute
  [No, I'm not joking, the guitar was in their family and they were generally unlucky]
  
  Welp there's your problem right there.
Being inside in the pandemic gave so much time to play bass
- I gave up on the DoomGuitar after two or three unlucky events not very related to covid severely damaged my hopes and dreams
I need details of this Doom Guitar. Acoustic, electric, string material, body shape, wood material etc. We can uncover its secrets with science.
- Acoustic. Uh, woody wood. Guitar shaped.
  
  Steel or nylon strings? We can decipher this.
  Steel string acoustic is what I learned on, but I don't really recommend that to new folks. You have to develop hand strength and fingertip callouses which isn't very fun for a while.
You have no choice but to embark upon a journey to go toss it in to Copahue. Best of luck comrade
Yes, only now do pedophiles run your country. Never before were there pedophiles in the highest levels of government, protected by their wealth and status. Only now.
- Openly* libertarian, you got it anyways
The only way to lift the curse is to learn to play the bassoon instead.
You need to get that thing blessed by a curandero or a priest, anyone really
Thing is probably a direct conduit to the Lathe
I'm not an accelerationist. However
Go learn in the US. They have both great guitar players and a seemingly infinite tolerance for things getting worse.

25 comments