Damn that curse is powerful, I merely thought about playing it and now a hephebophile runs my country.
Damn that curse is powerful, I merely thought about playing it and now a hephebophile runs my country.
Yes it's the same object. I gotta get rid of it
No no, keep trying. Clearly you found a magical accelerationist guitar.
I don't have enough hubris to think I can wield the power of the Doom Guitar to my benefit
Play a wicked guitar solo, and we're going to fast forward through capitalism collapsing, the bad shit that happens afterwards, and get to the rise of communism so fast that we'll barely even notice.
Maybe it's like the Cursed Shield in Final Fantasy VI, where you just have to keep playing it until it stops trying to kill you and it finally blossoms into the Paladin's Guitar