Take that to the privacy of your own home.

Thesis: milk

Antithesis: alcohol

Synthesis: white russians.

No way I’m washing down a slice of chocolate cake with a shot of vodka.

Lactose intolerant ppl need to be more tolerant 🙃

Most restaurants have milk. Just ask for it and stop hanging out with drunks.

I'm lactose intolerant so I don't go around in public drinking glasses of milk.

I'm also a recovering alcoholic so I also don't go around public drinking alcohol.

Just add some coffee to your milk.

Its not that I judge public milk drinkers. I just don't trust public milk.

Drinking milk in public - weird.

Drinking a milk and frozen cream smoothie in public - perfectly normal.

I recently stopped drinking, just kind of organically. I cut down to help cut some calories and ended up stopping altogether.

The pressure is weird at any sort of event. I declined some champagne that was being passed around and the response was "why not? It's free!"

You know what I hate? In the rare times I order tea at a restaurant (they never boil the water, so it's almost always weak), I ask for milk instead of cream and the waiter looks at me like I asked for some sugar to put on my steak.

It depends on the kind of milk

sonetimes I stop and get a single serving bottle of milk at the store to drink on my walk home from work and always feel weird if people see me drinking it... guess now I know I'm not the only one.

Milk doesn't have a 50% markup and can make people dance, fight, or fuck

This post reminded me how much I cut back on alcohol. This year, I have been drinking 3 times, on my b-day, visiting a friend and once when a friend was over. I'm a mental wreck (clinical depression) so I cannot say I'm feeling better. Maybe I would feel worse if I drank more tho.

"MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!"

Really? I always feel weird if I drink too much in public.

alcohol withers your body so much, maybe you don't feel it now, but maybe one day you will wake up looking 20y older than you supposed to be. maybe it sounds harsh, but thas what i fear the most. Thats why i rarely go out - all my friends i know keep drinking, and without participating in it there's really not much to do. I take drinks now or then, but getting shit faced and spending whole Saturday hangover seems kind waste of free time. Fuck milk tho.

Filthy milk drinker

If someone gives you shit for drinking Milk you break their bones. They'd be wishing they drank all that milk for Good, Strong bones 🦴 🥛

Shout out to all my lactose ninjas that never broke a bone lol.

What about bull milk?

In Melbourne, 99% of drinks seen in public are barista coffee.

Fun fact: Adelaide is the only city in the world where iced coffee outsells Coca Cola.

“Sir, that is nasty”

I'm sorry why are people accepting the premise that it's weird to drink milk in public? Seems made up.

good

Norway.

That's only because a glass of milk is kind of gross.

As a vegan, I think this is the way it should be.

Imagine seeing a grown ass man sucking on a titty in public. Weird as fuck, yet, somehow conceivably less fucked up if it was a cow.

Society is a strange mistress.

Sure. Glugging down the lactation of other species intended for their babies is weird. It's weird and should be more stigmatized.