He needs to get some tattoos to remind himself.
Then have I got a deal for you. Forget everything you know about tatoos...
Source: Carpets – The Jenkins
Why would i keep a car as a pet?
Stolen from Mitch Hedberg:
Both are making fun of the same tired commercial phrase, but they are definitely not the same joke.
I disagree
The phrase, "who is the real hero?" will always live in my head. So funny, but it's hard to see him shaking around in these clips.
"I was watching late night infomercials, when one came on and said 'forget everything you know about slipcovers,' so I did, and it was a load off my mind. And then they tried to sell me slipcovers but I didn't know what the fuck they were"
~Mitch Hedburg
ITS LAVA
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Today I learnt 2 thing...
Carpet burn isn't real and any old shit gets upvotes.
That's what Big Carpet Burna wants you to think
Wow, I'm impressed. The way you depict the memory erasure is quickly interpreted by my eye. Thank you!
Ok but is he married to that sales woman? Cause the woman on TV and the one reassuring him after look pretty similar....
All comic people look the same.
I like the implication that this has happened often enough that the wife knew immediately what set him off
