1 yr. ago

Son I remember the good ol' days

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No problem, closing the laptop and going outside...the bar of the corner has free WiFi
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I usually immediately start troubleshooting
- By "troubleshooting" you mean you grab your shotgun, walk outside and yell at those damn Ingles kids to get the fuck off your lawn or you'll rain hail on them?
  
  I mean the following:
  
  ip a
  
  ping fritz.box
  
  ping 192.168.178.1
  Open fritz.box, check the status there and maybe reboot it.
It's fine I'd just play some more Zelda on my Switch
Denial: "The internet's not down, Maybe I just need to reset the router. Should be back on any moment now..."
Anger: "GOD DAMN IT WHY IS THE INTERNET DOWN? I WANT TO GET BACK TO MY MEMES AND DOOMSCROLLING!"
Bargaining:"What if I went to starbucks? Sure I can't justify the gas or the coffee price, but I'll at least have a connection."
Depression: "God damn why do I feel so depraved? Is this what withdraws feel like?"
Acceptance: "Actually, I think I'm enjoying this. I have read a book, went on a walked, and worked on an artpiece for the first time in awhile. I think I'm DONE with the internet!"
*connection comes back on
(back to staring at lemmy for hours)
When your view on communism is challenged for ten minutes.
- When you forget where you are for 10 minutes.

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