Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world pastaPersona @lemmy.world 12 mo. ago

Waiting on the ho-ho hotdogs for December

Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social Itzz Me @midwest.social 12 mo. ago

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I really need someone to reassure me this is photoshopped
- It is, look at the hand, the seal of the bags, the tags on the shelf in the background. All of them are exactly the same in each photo
  
  Can confirm! I did the cross-eye thing to check
Ngl, you add baja blast to something, I'm gonna buy it. Not proud of that, but I'm working on being more honest.
- 21" mega-size demon cock dildo wide girth with realistic squirting green cum anal stretcher baja blast edition
  
  Sign me up!
  
  Link please
- Have u tried the "hard" Mtn Dew? One of the flavors in the pack is Baja Blast. I personally found them all to taste terrible, however, and that's coming from a die-hard Baja Blast fan.
  
  Oophf. I would try the BB one just for kicks, but don't think I would buy a whole pack. I'm in general pretty opposed to mixing my alcohol and my caffeine - that's just intentionally asking to feel bad IMO.
We've strayed so far from god's light
USA! USA! USA!
Reminds me of the Oreo CEO video: https://youtu.be/CMkYw4dp_NI
- My wife has a crush on Brennan Lee Mulligan and I don't really blame her.
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  
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Origin ... https://www.instagram.com/p/CyMJENdSl_W/
Don't forget Hottakuh Franks for the Jews.
'Ight, I'm gonna go empty out my stomach contents in the bathroom after seeing this post, catch y'all later
Lmao "hallowiener"
I tried sausages that tasted like cardboard. Even half a bottle of ketchup that was poured on the sausage did not improve the taste.

I think that drink-flavored “sausages” will just be candies that look like sausages. But such products are usually produced in limited quantities as holiday jokes.
- Often produced by Ordinary Sausage.
That cancer will come by eating this type of junk is certain, the question now is trying to predict where it will be.
I ate the onion - these abominations aren't real - they're an invention by Justin Things on Instagram.

~~Just when you thought the US was stretching the definition of "food" to its breaking point...~~

Edit: look at the wall-e chair fatty motherfuckers downvoting me for saying that a pig raised in a cell in a factory, pumped full of hormones and antibiotics, whose soft tissue was water-blasted off by an undocumented immigrant child, before being converted to a slurry, mixed with a load of preservatives, colouring, flavours, and other bullshit to turn that meat blue, and make it taste like an entirely fuctitious "blue razzberry" (which is distinct from a raspberry), then extruded into a plastic skin is pushing the boundaries of food. I'm guessing the expiry on this product (I don't think they can legally call it meat) is months away.
- I want you to know that you're being downvoted not by these imaginary fatties, but because you can't identity an obvious joke and are whining about downvotes
  
  Thanks - I appreciate you trying to explain it to this idiot, but I'm still not sure I get it... These dogs are a very real thing (other than the ho-ho-hotdogs I assume).
Prepackaged cancer

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