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  • The git based AI he was secretly programming will take over and anyone who can't use git submodules without looking up the commands will die.

  • We will switch to GNU/Hurd.

    Then we will plug a USB device and remember that Hurd doesn't support that yet.

  • When linus dies we will pull a weekend at bernie's and make commits under his name then we will turn him into a human meat puppet.

  • The top secret classified, for your eyes only papers will finally be revealed and we will find out that...
    we have all been using BETAMAX this whole time, not Linux. Oo

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