i live atop a giant cow. her name is tortmooga. all the stars in the night sky. drops of milk strewn across the endless shadow grassland of the hereafter. revolving with boundless speed. ungulating into infinite bovinity.
20 minute walk maybe?
it's not a dairy farm, but a smallholding that has a pet cow, they actually farm crops
nearest dairy farm is like ~40 miles away i think
like cow in a field type thing, probably ~3 miles or so maybe less, I live kinda on the outskirts of the city, it's cheaper and quieter for the most part, but I can still get downtown on my bike in 30 mins pretty easily
About 4 years ago a bunch of cows wandered straight into my parent's backyard...
I woke up from wierd noises, looked outside and saw a huge fucking cow standing right outside the window staring at me. In a semi panic I went upstairs to wake my sister (was night at the time) and we were both just stupidly looking at them from the balcony while they were chilling down in the garden. They left whole lot of shit piles too!
These people saying "I am a great distance from a cow. There's no chance of a cow flaling on my head right now" are gonna get the Earthworm Jim treatment
A live one or a dead one? From a live one, depending on your definition of cow, I could bike to one in 20 minutes. If you're okay counting a dead one there's a butcher shop around the corner from me so, quite close.
I mean... I'm pretty sure the local uni has some, its old enough to have like a farming department of some sort. So that brings it down a lot. But it's gotta be more like 20-30 mins drive for an actual farm? Idk, there's gotta be some weirdo in the suburbs with a cow as a pet right?