without doxing yourself how far away from a cow are you right now?
without doxing yourself how far away from a cow are you right now?
i would say im a maximum 15 minute drive away from a cow at any given time.
"My wife is in the other room."The ones I'm seeing thru the window are moving right now so I couldn't tell you exactly
MOOving
Nice try FBI but you will never take my cows
We have the right to graze on federal lands! We’ll take over the office! I was low on butt plugs anyway
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk pretty far though. probably at least 20 miles
At any given moment, I am seconds away from having a cow.
simply have a cow man.
Sad answer is that live not too far from an active abbatoir. So, unfortunately not that far away.
abbatoir
there is likely a hidden (secret cow) nearby.
there's a cow behind you right now
no just my radiator. (small apartment)
i live atop a giant cow. her name is tortmooga. all the stars in the night sky. drops of milk strewn across the endless shadow grassland of the hereafter. revolving with boundless speed. ungulating into infinite bovinity.
It depends on whether or not the rodeo is in town. For one month a year, I am 15 minutes away from many cows.
I could probably jog right now and make it to a cow before I collapsed.
I can see 3 from my loungeroom window. Little cuties.
As the crow flies, or actual travel time? 'cos there's, like, an hour difference between those.
bird based measurements
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i live 30-50 birds away from a cow. (feral birds)
'bout a half an hour.
A minute’s walk probably? Neighbor across the road’s got cows
About ten minutes
i got a cow in ma pants
10-20 miles. Although, knowing my neighbors, I wouldn't be too surprised if there was one within a couple miles right now.
Like an hour, buggers are everywhere creating some issues. I don't like them eating the plants. :(
2 miles likely, but let's say 3 miles to be certain.
like 50 moo-ters, I live on a farm
100 meters maybe
Some family down the street from where I work has their cow out grazing about twice a week. So about a 5 minute walk.
About a mile
20 minute walk maybe?
it's not a dairy farm, but a smallholding that has a pet cow, they actually farm crops
nearest dairy farm is like ~40 miles away i think2.5 miles, as the crow flies.
- I am the cow (complimentary).
7 minutes by bike
like cow in a field type thing, probably ~3 miles or so maybe less, I live kinda on the outskirts of the city, it's cheaper and quieter for the most part, but I can still get downtown on my bike in 30 mins pretty easily
Less than a mile.
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...moo?
Surely there is a cow within 5 kilometers. I'm not sure where, but there has to be,
I WANT to say 50 miles, perhaps 100, but considering where I live, if there's actually one 15 mins away I should not be surprised.
Used to live in audible moo range, now I'm like 5 to 8 minutes away from the nearest cow.
Oh about a five minute walk
Close enough to hear one and see it moving around but far enough away that it just looks like a blurry brown orb
live in a major american city, maybe 5-10 miles
20-25 minutes on a bike
These people saying "I am a great distance from a cow. There's no chance of a cow flaling on my head right now" are gonna get the Earthworm Jim treatment
About 1-2 miles, but the cow numbers are quite limited. Probably 10 miles before I reach high cow density.
Probably less than 15min walking.
About 4 years ago a bunch of cows wandered straight into my parent's backyard... I woke up from wierd noises, looked outside and saw a huge fucking cow standing right outside the window staring at me. In a semi panic I went upstairs to wake my sister (was night at the time) and we were both just stupidly looking at them from the balcony while they were chilling down in the garden. They left whole lot of shit piles too!
Maybe a couple miles at most, probably less
I am cow
less than 1000m, but i'm about to catch a bus, so generally about 4000m
I am on vacation and am almost directly in the middle of Chicago's loop. So uhhhh several miles?
the stockyards have all closed up shop right?
Depending on traffic, 30 minutes to an hour.
I live in a large city (relative to my country) and I'm about 10 minutes away from a cow (I know this for a fact).
200 yards, give or take
Horses is probably closer and chickens are right next door
10 minutes by bike. 3 minutes by car
At the moment probably like 20 or 30 miles but it's mostly food crops nearby
probably about 10km, though I used to live much closer
A live one or a dead one? From a live one, depending on your definition of cow, I could bike to one in 20 minutes. If you're okay counting a dead one there's a butcher shop around the corner from me so, quite close.
I mean... I'm pretty sure the local uni has some, its old enough to have like a farming department of some sort. So that brings it down a lot. But it's gotta be more like 20-30 mins drive for an actual farm? Idk, there's gotta be some weirdo in the suburbs with a cow as a pet right?
idk. maybe an hour? i'm sure she's somewhere but my psychic abilities are weak.
About 10 km I'd say, would take over 40 minutes by bus depending on traffic.
20km?
10 minutes
Somewhere in the range of 500 ft to 2 miles. Almost 100% of the time
Max 1.5km
Over the road
Probably a 15 minute drive, depending on traffic.
assuming I'm correctly remembering what paddock they're in, idk about 40-50 metres.
I live downwind from a town named after a breed of cow.
I live too close to cows, man, way to close.
Can't be exactly sure, but within 10 miles.
I.... I don't know... Why... This... What...
Probably 1min if we consider the supermarket, if we go for live ones like maybe a 30min drive
I am a cow
