today i learnt that there are piss vampires that steal piss pls help im scared
today i learnt that there are piss vampires that steal piss pls help im scared
they wait until you're fast asleep and then they take your pee and use it to power their vampire technology i heard they use their piss tech to make you into one of them and now i cant sleep oh god dont let them take my piss
That sounds pretty dope actually. Pissula sneaking into my room, stealing my piss so I don’t have to get up at 3 AM to piss.
But he bites you in the balls to get it
Is that a bad thing?
Folks dirt owl is on a shitposting rampage right now so you know this one is real
The human body is on average 60% water. With training and the proper muscle technique, you can get that up to 70-80%. Don't let those vampires get even a drop.
they use their piss tech to make you into one of them
Are you absolutely sure this didn't happen to you already months ago ?
Oh shit oh fuck
You think Hexbear would be possible without piss tech? You think that's air you're breathing? (it is piss vapor)