My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.
My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.
I said, "Fine, suit yourself."
I guess your children will grow up in a patchwork family
Mine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions.
She couldn't take it any longer.
Mine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn't believe her at first, but then I saw her face.
That's hilarious
Mine left because of my brand new noise cancelling headphones.
She mumbled something vague like "you never listen to me", I didn't quite hear it tbh.
Mine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.
Mine was because of my obsession to fish.
I said, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."