Time to play everybody's favorite game show:
Time to play everybody's favorite game show:
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[I win a life-changing sum of money]
"Fuck now I'm on the IRS's radar and a target for grifters."
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"I'll blow every penny on meth and die of a stroke after a 2 week edging marathon"
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Fuck yeah, silver lining.
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fuck I'm going to spend all of this on hookers and blow
Well.. that one might not be a negative.
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Host: "So you're married to Barbara, isn't that right Jim?"
Boomer Jim: "I don't have to convince myself that that was a bad idea!"
Host: "We haven't started yet" 👀
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Oh. I feel I might be in contention for a world title in this game.
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I wouldn't even need 30 seconds.
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That sounds bad, because it means Lemmy is a training ground for convincing yourself news is bad
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A game show… that mocks me? Of course… what else do I deserve? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
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Be! Excited! Be, be, excited!
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I can name that complication in five words, Bob!
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Alex, what is the point in living for $400
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Sam could probably turn anything into bad news, but my money is on Roberta.
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