The best part of sticking her with the nickname Eve Fartlow is that she can't complain about it without sounding ridiculous
It's so fucking juvenile and stupid that even being mad about it sounds absurd. Honestly the perfect nickname for bullying.
It's like having a Twitter feud with a 4 year old and losing
No one cared who I was until I reverberated the ass.
If I pull that finger, will you die?
it would be extremely stinky... for you
:michael-laugh:
You're laughing. People are making fart jokes at the Zionist and you're laughing.
they fart low, we fart high
I like to squat when I fart so I fart low unfortunately
She's still bent out of shape over Fartlow.
Might be the most successful insult since that guy calling Brett Stephens a bedbug.
The beadbug tweet got the literal president of the US involved, lmao. The Chapo segment on that situation was also great.
Rofl thank you for reminding me of this. A fucking bedbug
I bet he's been
this whole month.Rofl this parody account still exists https://x.com/BretStephen_NYT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3XokuiujY8 chapo bit on it with matt felix virgil
Another Slammer classic.
I never backed down.
But...
Who can reply?
Accounts @Eve_Barlow follows or mentioned can reply
Not backing down, not owned, not shrinking into a corncob
Cob Fartlow?
Cmon fartlow unlock your comments jeffa….we aint gonna jump you
I forgot that her actual last name isn't Fartlow
lmao yeah I was like who is this person name rings a bell but looks off.
SIS PLEASE
I was advocating to graduate her to a more wounding insult, like Eva Braunlow, assuming this had stopped hurting her.
Dr Moreau crossed this woman with a goddamn glass frog.
absolutely what she was called in high school
You chose to eat beans. But I was born farting, molded by it.
the only good thing
run twitter did was adding the community notes feature
IDK who this is but I'm curious on the factual nature of the allegedly fake incriminating tweets lmao
They fart low, we fart high!
IT'S REAL
You all think she genuinely feels persecuted or she is aware of how ridiculous her victim complex is? I cannot tell at all
People lacking perspective still feel the same level of suffering and discomfort that anyone else feels, their threshold for what is "suffering" is just far, far lower than what most people would consider acceptable.
Yeah, the brain adjusts pretty quickly to different levels and extents of hardship. And being delusional about being persecuted doesn’t mean the experience of feeling persecuted is different. You just don’t experience… you know… the underlying persecution. That’s why there are entire cultures built around seeking out justifications that persecution is happening. If they need to constantly scrounge up shit that happened in 2018 to feel the same levels of fear as someone who’s actually marginalized by society, they will.
If I had to guess I would say that awareness fluctuates depending on mood
Whenver I am reminded of Fartlow I remember Seth Rogen tweeting 💨 at her and then I imagine him doing his peculiar laugh to himself
And zionists said he had "internalized antisemitism" or some shit
I remember one person said "you literally posted the gas chamber emoji"
his peculiar laugh
like a car failing to start
That's Jimmy Carr
:jokerfied-fartlow:
I desperately wish I had the editing skills to pull that off. May the lathe hear you and bless us all!
Thats a great tweet.
Maybe if you weren't such a stink butt we wouldn't call you Eve Fartlow
TAGLINE
TAGLINE ALERT
So I can remember being peripherally aware of the fartlow saga, like I remember that she was a hardcore 'lock necklace' Zionist and might have said something transphobic, but anyone care to catch me up on/remind me how it all started? It's all lore I was to busy for at the time
lock necklace' Zionist
What is this? Is it some awful reference to Palestinian house keys?
yes, in 1948 when they were driven out many Palestinians brought their house keys, expecting to return. those keys have been passed down as heirlooms and symbols, often worn as necklaces. so it's a really disgusting cynical way for Zionists to mock the Nakba
https://twitter.com/showusyourwork/status/1398274445723193347
This is like her version of the Heath Ledger Joker speech.
Not great lengths, exactly, but lengths nonetheless
Nothing’s changed. Fartlow still looks like the keyboardist for a Christian rock band.
Things is Ms. Fartlow, excuse me Barlow, much like Israel; people hate you for all sorts of reasons. Your religious beliefs have nothing to do with it
Queef shartlow
💨 👇
💨 💨 💨
I honestly think she’s just a deranged narcissist whose brain has latched on to the idea that any criticism of Israel is a criticism of herself personally.
She only ever speaks about how even the slightest push for Palestinian rights is antisemitism. Afaik she has never mentioned what she thinks should happen to the Palestinians. I suspect it’s because she wants the “genocide” option but has enough self-awareness to know that makes her a monster.
"My name is a shitting word."
- Eve Fartlow.
I believe in the rights of all
Except the working class
They gave me a hate name, and you're laughing?!
The antisemites went to lengths.
This is like that scene in the office where Michael says he's a victim of a hate crime because he hated it.
Keeping the bar low
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