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why do some People , type like this
- Often a courtesy of mobile keyboards.
  
  That, or if they're like me, the person is just very tired. If I am extremely tired, I basically just hit shift on every word and don't care about it. In such cases, I might fix my posts and comments in the morning, or even delete them if they feel too much like "what the fuck did I write there".
  Another key to identify those is double words.
  Example: I Only Started Started Using Computers When When I Was 14.
  
  I type on a mobile keyboard. Have for over a decade. I’ve never typed like this.
- I was wondering why my mind automatically tried to read this as poetry
- None of your replies even address the weird spaces before commas thing. I've directly asked people on Reddit and the answer is always idk if they even reply at all.
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plenken
  In German, the practice of inserting a space before punctuation marks is called Plenken. It used to be a common practice, but nowadays it is considered an error.
  
  I see this more often from people for whom English is a second language. Maybe that’s the case here?
- They never paid attention in schoo.l
- It might come from languages like German where nouns are capitalized. Even in English proper nouns are capitalized so I don't see why that bothers you so much
  
  I don't think the All, Refuse, See, No, and Never in that screenshot are nouns. They also didn't capitalize microwave.
- My biggest gripe about the Chinese keyboards
- Personally I typically type like that (and like this) due to typing like I speak
  Stilted with many gaps
  Sometimes with a lot of parentheses due to the scatter shot nature of my brain
  But that's a conversation for another time
  
  Yeah, I see people use commas as pauses where commas definitely aren't supposed to go and that make no sense whatsoever (to me, anyway, but I know not everyone has the same education, resources, etc.) all the time. I think that's part of what's going on here.
  It sounds like our brains work very similarly, fellow random-parentheses-using scatterbrain! I'm both glad I'm not alone and also sad that you experience this frustrating shit, too, haha. I feel for you.
  I much prefer the way you break up your thoughts, by the way. It flows better, makes more sense, and reads in my head voice more like it would if you were speaking (to me, anyway!)
  
  Okay there, Kerouac.
  
  So your speaking voice is grating, and you type the same way on purpose? Why? Just to mentally exhaust everyone around you? Is this a BDSM thing?
- Carrot commas.
- ~~because Some words are more, important than Others.~~
  Honestly, I have no idea.

My dishwasher has windows.
I haven't been able to convince her to use Linux yet.
- Friends don't let friends use Windows.
  
  But guys will do anything for boobies.
- This is so sad.
  
  I know. One family, two operating systems. But we can handle it.
- Ba-dum
  
  The cymbal's not configured properly at the moment.

The mole man who comes up the drain to wash your dishes is very shy.
- The mole man licks them clean.

dishes go in dirty
dishwasher yells and shakes for a few hours
dishes come out clean
Are you guys really buying this?
- It barely shakes compared to the washing machine. I'm not buying. I believe little elves scrub the dishes clean.
  
  Now the interesting part of the question. Most of us are probably pretty against the idea of slavery, but if you managed to pull back the curtain and found out it really was poor little enslaved elves in your dishwasher scrubbing all your dishes for you, would you say anything, and go back to scrubbing your dishes yourself and also try and find housing and a support network and medical and psychological services for the now freed elves? Or would you maybe just try to forget what you saw and keep putting your dishes in the magic cleaning box?
  
  Probably the same elves Santa enslaved. That or the Galadhrim of Lothlórien.
- I'm pretty sure the dishes that go in and the dishes that come out are not the same dishes!

That's because the dishwater looks disgusting and your dishwasher uses the same dishwater for 20 minutes.
- It does a pre-wash cycle to remove the really heavy stuff, but yeah I don't really want to look at it churning vomit water for an hour.
  
  It would make trouble shooting some things a lot easier though.
  
  I was in a band called Churning Vomit Water for a while. Best polka ensemble of zero counties!
- To be fair, if you do your dishes by hand, the water in the sink also turns into some disgusting sludge after just a few plates.

There are plenty of dishwashers with windows. Unlike the others devices mentioned, you don't need to see what's in there. The window is just for fun. They make you pay for fun.
- You don't need to see what's going on in a washing machine either, yet the fun window is usually included. Maybe washing machines were invented before paid dlcs. Or a see through water splash machine looks bad in a kitchen.
  
  I think I remember reading somewhere, that people simply didn’t trust the washing machines and therefore didn’t use them. Adding a window made it possible to see what’s going on and build trust in the machines
  
  They could add that sliding cover which plane windows have
- It is also nice to see if one of the spinners is blocked. Saved me quite a few batches.

Work at a dishwasher factory. We used to make a model with windows, they were really expensive parts, which meant that they were really expensive dishwashers for a feature that really isn't useful.
It makes sense in a microwave or oven because you can check in and make sure it's all good, or pull it out if it's done. You can't do that with a dishwasher, it just runs it's course.
Plus all you could see in the thing was splashing soap water.
- Don't lie, I know there's a man in there licking the dishes y'all tryna hide.
  
  Where else are the house elves supposed to live in modern homes? We don’t have servants’ quarters and the closet is packed floor-to-ceiling with vintage porn.
- Also, it wouldn't really look nice - a typical stainless steel dishwasher looks clean - a microwave and oven (hopefully) look clean and tidy through the window. But a windowed dishwasher? Half full of dirty dishes for most of the day, and even when the dishes are clean they won't look neater than a plain stainless steel finish (or whatever finish you prefer)
- I saw this post and was all "yeah, where the hell is the dish window!" But then reading your comment, all these points are pretty obvious and make total sense ahah.
- This has me thinking, could I have a cheaper microwave with no window? I mean i guess the window has saved me a few times because of stuff getting over-nuked but I never even considered the idea of not having one.
  
  One has to keep radio frequencies from leaking the other has to keep water from leaking. One of the two are much harder to do.
- washing machines tho
- Just curious, what's the reason for these parts to be expensive? Is it that they have to be properly sealed (unlike an oven)?

They just don’t want you to see the tongues licking the dishes

For those who like to spend over an hour watching how they work
https://youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04?si=5yi1-gbTdc-ReqkI
And the follow-up
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How has no one mentioned the randomly capitalized words, space before commas, and just general shittyness of grammar? I find it hard to believe someone would write like that without consciously making it as bad as possible just so people would comment on it. And I'm in just as much disbelief that no one has said anything about it.
- I spent a good while trying to figure out what the joke was behind the capital words lol
- I didn't even notice until reading your comment... 🤯
- Maybe that just have fat fingers and keep hitting the shift key. Or they just have shitty autocomplete.
- Well, don't take the bait.
- Capitalism 👌
- Could have been dictated potentially

Because it's disgusting. That and because of the Templars.
- Im gonna need an explanation for the templars involvement here
- Not to mention how disgusting The Templars are..

It's to hide the exploitation of the little gnomes that are enslaved in there. It's like most people enjoy a good steak, but nobody wants to see how it's produced. If you see the latter you're likely to become a vegan. Do you want to scrub your dishes by hand?

My dishwasher has a window and a light.
https://daan.tech/en/product/bob-mini-dishwasher/
- I use more than one dish and one fork, so that would probably be too small for me.
- Do you fill with something other than the caesetes?
  
  You can also use traditional dishwasher tablets.
- Wow, never heard of this, thanks for sharing!
- Is this german Product?
  
  French I believe
- I also had one, and loved it

The German "Sendung mit der Maus" made THE video explaining how dish washers work YEARS ago!
It's amazing, watch it!
https://youtu.be/e2X-gwfX4aA?si=IHNtk_Y_1PbkIXSM
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My first inclination was blender is critical to see progress as you set the time, ovens can see how brown cookies are but the dishwasher is a fixed cycle and who care... but then I thought about my washer and dryer both having windows for no reason what so ever.
- Those are cat hypnosis windows.

The dishes are naked taking a bath. They’re just shy.

Fuck that. I wasn't sure if all my water jets were working in there so I put my phone in a bag while recording and ran that shit.
- you'll find that fucking video and post it right now
  
  My apologies but it was like 3 years ago and has been long since deleted.
- Damn that's cool. Did you see anything? Maybe you still have the video? Upload it somewhere, I want to see!!
  
  Technology connections cut a hole in a dishwasher to demonstrate how different detergents work.
  
  Sorry. It was a few years ago and has been long since deleted. Forgive me.

In all honesty it probably looks pretty gross all those food bits and dirty water being slushed around
- Let me see the fruits of the Gross Ness monster

Mine has a window and a light, but the light won't turn on until the dishes are done so you can effectively see nothing in there. The conspiracy continues!
- This may not work, but have you tried shining an external light through the (mechanical) dishwasher window, while the process in going on? Potentially while turning down lights in the room.
  
  Just don't forget to read the dishwasher its rights first
- Add a chemlight stick thingy to your load

They don't want you to see the tiny people doing all the hard work.
- They don't want you to see the tiny people doing all the ~~hard work~~ licking.

Technology Connections did a video about dishwashers, including one showing the soapy food water sloshing out of it.
There's a reason they stay opaque.
- That video is why I went back to powder instead of gel.
  
  I don't have a dishwasher and I don't have time to watch this video about dishwashers right now, but I am really curious, why is the powder better than gel?
  
  It sucks because a lot of places around me don’t carry powder. I’d much rather be using that than the gel.
  
  me too, but I was disappointed it didn't really make much difference. Though I did figure out recently I might have just been under-dosing. Really hard to tell on my dishwasher as it provides no instructions on quantities, and the fill lines don't make and sense because while it has the 2 receptacles for the pre-wash and wash settings, they're tiny shallow dimples that both reside in the same larger cavity for power but have no dividing wall between them. So if you fill the wash section up to the minimum (which is a surprisingly large amount), it necessarily spills over in to the prewash section. It also has no recommendations for differing levels, despite having minimum and max fill lines, so I don't know when I would fill to one or the other and then to top it all off, no mention of the concept of filling anything at all in to the pre-wash section, despite having some kind of pre-wash settings and a dedicated spot in to which you'd pour the powder for pre-wash. It also makes no sense for that pre-wash section to be there, because in the video and on older dishwashers, the wash and pre-wash recepticals have their own doors that flip open at different times, hence pre-wash, but on mine, both of the little indentations in to which you could pour powder are in the same cavity with the same door. It's weird, they clearly didn't expect anyone in this day and age would still use powder even if it's theoretically better. I've been making up a quantity to put in to the pre-wash, assuming it helps but really no idea.

https://youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04?si=f7-meM7Lzvnb4r8M
Technology Connections did a great video if anyone is actually curious to see what it's like inside while running.
- Just came here to post this
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There's a Technology Connections video where he cuts a hole in a dishwasher to install a plexiglass sheet. It leaked like hell, but you do get to see inside while it's running.
- Not just put a few action cameras in there?
  
  he talks about why he didn’t do that in the video

Even some fridges have windows now 🤔
- Great now I have to keep my fridge tidy and clean too
  
  You don’t have to buy one with a window.
  Hell I saw fridges with Android screens and I’m like hell naw. I did get a smart one so I can get notifications if the kid leaves the door open and so I can track power consumption over time without sticking a kill-a-watt in a really tough spot. But the Android systems they put in fridges feel obsolete on the showroom floor. Absolutely embarrassing, and probably completely useless after about 4 or 5 years when Android stops supporting the SoC and when you stop getting root certificate updates and start getting SSL errors on every page and app.
- I'll be more impressed when windows have fridges
  
  That's known as winter.
- It's the plastic industrial complex / plutocracy I tell ya hahaha

Mine has a window actually. Its a smaller countertop dishwasher tho so maybe that has something to do with it.

People load heavy metal pots into a dishwasher and bang them around.
A window would not survive unless they use some expensive overbuilt impact resistant glass.
- I barely touch the inside of the dishwasher door at all. It gets blocked by the bottom tray that rolls out.
  
  I also rarely touch it, but have dropped a greasy pot on it a nonzero amount of times.

We also cannot see through the toilet 🚽 or the drain pipes. Why?
- 💀💀💀

How do you think they come out warm and clean?
- My farts are also warm and slightly moist. Coincidence?
  
  Does your ass have windows?

Just shows us that Jack Donaghy is fictional
- I came here to see if Jack was going to mentioned.
  "There are no bad ideas. Only good ideas that go horribly wrong."

Mythbusters did it.