The Chair™

Most of these hit close to home, except that I'm obsessively punctual, check my messages even when there are no new notifications and my file system is a work of art that I can spend hours organizing. But that goddamn chair though...

That's... That's adhd? Like, I'm all of that. I don't think I have adhd.

Excessive number of open tabs, anyone?

All true, except those unread email/notifications are rookie numbers.

No flat surface is safe.

All these are accurate for me except I've graduated the chair to an over-sized under-bed drawer, all my bills are automated, and I have a car that has a proximity key so it always stays in my pocket (and I wear the same pants for a couple weeks on end).

But yeah, those are just learned coping mechanisms.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

instead of The Chair I have The Floor

You guys don't get a compulsion to get rid of any notification or mark emails as read the moment they come through?

Also you guys get messages on social media?

Jokes on you, I have The Heap™

It's like a chair but without the chair as chairs take up extra space

Those social media notifications are not accurate. I always check my notifications. My notifications bar is clean. I think this "meme" is wrong

This hits hard. :(

Multiple alarms in the morning is more about not getting enough sleep than it is about ADHD. The rest are pretty accurate, though some things are missing.

I didn't know I had ADHD until I saw this. Dang.

If I have multiple files or folders named like that it's usually because I'm working on something and frustrated. They eventually devolve into profanity lol

I don't wanna talk about it :(

I upgraded "the chair™" to "the basket™" which makes it seem like i have "my shit together™"

Yeah, but you ever set an alarm for 4am, pop meds and then go back to sleep and have godlike vivid dreams?

Don't be putting my life style choices into an acronym.

I prefer - being a hero against the ever expanding entropy death of the universe.

This. Is. My. Life.

Many of these are simply Depression^TM , the less special sounding but more realistic for you to actually have "feature" nowadays.

I literally just got up after snoozing from 8 to 8:45 lol

The keys and the mail pilling up I relate to hard, the rest not so much

🤣 YOU DON'T KNOW MEEE! Lol

I downloaded an alarm app that only lets you turn it off after solving a math problem, and after that it waits 10min and starts again unless you confirm you are awake.

What ended up happening was that i just kept just solving them while half asleep, forgetting the 10min thing, and waking up again 10 min later, repeat 50x until it's so late that the alarm was pointless, and now not only am i late, i'm also tired.

Shit, I may have ADHD 🤣🤣🤣.

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I have a very strong ADHD and i managed to resolve all of those around 19-20, i hate seeing this type of generalisation when it comes to ADHD, because it creates a stereotype people not affected by it can base their perception on.