What's your back of the box quote, as written by your current partner?

"..."

-the wind

A cuddly clam-eating otter

"Smelly butt loveable"

I'm single, but an econ student called me a tankie in a bar once

"Fun fact!" - the fact was not fun.

No partner, but I have recieved some glowing reviews:

"[WittyProfileName2] is a chaos demon, if she can keep a plant alive, so can you."

"A cautionary tale about mad science in waiting."

"She's sustained by her own nervous energy."

"You're a magnet for lost strangers, aren't you?"

"Just some candles and a dramatic throne room away from being a B-tier supervillain."