Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
Dream team Special counsel:
Lead- Matt Gaetz
Assist
You don't need a pedophile lawyer, you need a pedophile lawyer, get what I'm sayin'?
Honestly I’m so confused. New factions are spinning off by the hour. It’s wild.
I legit cannot get over how fucking stupid people are. This isn't a new faction, they're gearing up to investigate and say there's nothing. Maxwell is in on it because she doesn't want to die in prison.
oh there won't be nothing, plenty of dems gonna be on that list for sure, but mysteriously only a couple token no-name (R)s
every comedian with a mic and a camera needs to be lighting up everyone in Washington.
I heard Matt Gaetz was asked to investigate the case with Epstein. He declined stating the children involved in the case were too old for him now.
The FBI was investigating claims that Chuck Grassley is a pedophile. their report claims that it's impossible for him to be a pedophile since anyone that comes in direct contact with him rapidly ages and turns to dust. However, the report did find that there are over 45 children missing after a "sleepover" at his estate.
Jesus, is she still around?
These fucking roaches never go away.
MS beetlejuicer.
she kinda disappeared around the same mtg did, when TRUMP got elected. before that all we could hear is from these 2 before the election.
Hey, Republicans, what happened with that "groomer" panic you guys were harping about not too long ago?
They were panicking because they were thinking other people were stealing their kids that they want to groom. It is more like turf war than anything else
7/16 - Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files
7/18 - Matt Gaetz leads special council investigation into the Epstein files
7/19 - Matt Gaetz dies from masturbation-induced dehydration
To be fair, I wouldn't be surprised that he would meet that end on any random day.
Well he is an expert in sex trafficking minors.
Matt Gaetz is the present day Epstein
Quite the crime fighting duo. A drug fueled rapist and one the most crazy skanks alive are here to solve all our problems.
If you think the problems are bad… wait until you see their solutions!
Satire is dead...
I truly can't tell these days, but Gaetz looks like Butthead.
Actually, he looks more like Beavis
The logic being "it takes one to know one?"
This... This isn't The Onion?
Humans are silly.
Only the Gross Old Pedophiles could come up with shit like this.
Yeah, this timeline really is fucking bizarre.
At least it seems on brand for the GOP.
Oh, shut up
Makes sense to appoint someone who knows the subject matter so well
THIS is why she and the Other Republicans voted AGAINST Releasing the Epstein Files! They wanted MATT GAETZ to Release it Instead for some reason because that's PREFERABLE than Releasing it without him?
No need. We already know enough, don't we???? Hellooooo
guess Boeberts check didn't clear.
That's an oddly strategic move from a pancake like BoBo.
It was Ted “totally a human” Cruz’s idea, but he couldn’t sell it.
That makes sense.
Terrible choice.
Make sure his co-chair is her ex husband too.
How do these people not see the irony in any of this? It's so "on-the-nose" that it may as well be the punchline to a pedophile joke.
Really it's very on-brand for Trump. He's always looking for the worst person to do every job.
It's just attention-whores attention-whoring. Move along.
This is a fucking nothing burger, and you all bought it. Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation. That's it. End of story. She has very little power, he has no power, nothing will ever happen here.
No one, in or out of Congress, takes either of these two people seriously. Except of course lemmy. Lemmy thinks these are serious human beings with, uh, some kind of influence.
Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation.
That's the joke.
After appearing on the podcast, Boebert asked Gaetz directly if he would consider her suggestion.
“We deserve the truth about the Epstein Files. I'm ready for a Special Counsel to handle this,” Boebert wrote in a post on X. “@MattGaetz, how about it?”
Hmm, doesn't sound like a joke, since she doubled-down after the suggestion. And certainly not crazier than other shit she's said...
Meh. I got it, sorta. Comments in here say otherwise.
of course that dumb bitch conjures up this comically awful bullshit, and I'm sure it will be so because evil/incompetent shit heads have the keys
He was probably disappointed Epstein never offered for him to be on the list.
Fuck me, I actually would like to hear what MTG thinks about this.
Really? Why?? She says crazy shit, or she lies through her teeth. Which option would be illuminating?
She's prominently in the "release the files" camp (which seems like the opposite of what putting Gaetz in charge would accomplish) and she thinks Boebert is a "little bitch." I want to see maximum MAGA infighting!
Just to be bewildered by her logic and mental gymnastics. Also, when I see her, I automatically think her feet smell bad. Is that weird?
So the pedophile gets to lead the investigation into pedophile activity? Sounds about right
And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.
She started dating her husband after he exposed himself to a bunch of teenagers (her included). Boebert definitely isn't against pedophilia, it turned her on.
Yeah, the girl with stage V Stockholm's syndrome who was trafficked when she was underage insists!
Oh yeah, her shit bag son also caught charges for statutory rape
Well don't you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.