7d ago

People were no less thirsty back then

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They spoke in codes. A lot of those hokey greeting cards from the Victorian era, with specific flowers and chaste, maudlin sentiments, were probably widely understood as codes for the most torrid of passions.
- sometimes.
  I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.
  There's a reason Joyce is considered a master of the English language.
  
  The picture in the link makes the quote all the funnier.
  
  Okay at first, I was choking back laughter and raising my eyebrows to the heavens while reading, but then I clicked the link and was shocked by the sheer horror of quickly skimming the countless horny-jail letters this guy wrote to Nora. Like my jaw dropped likea fucking SpongeBob character 💀
  Nobody should be judging younger gens for their kinks holy shit.
  
  Pretty sure "naughty farties" is a Sean Paul lyric
  
  I mean his actual prose isn't much different, just more confusing
  
  Bully!
- is that the movie where meryl streep doesn't know who the father of her child is because she was conceived in a foursome with three dudes who just took turns railing her?
Can we see the pics?
- Classic pics or it didn't happen moment.
  
  not having happened-ing intensifies
Must have been awkward for the photographer.
- Long exposure indeed.
  
  "You only need to remain erect for 2 more minutes, sir."
- It took ages of the subject sitting still to get a picture back then. The photographer had plenty of time to grind one out about it.
Beauty revealed
- I'd give those a honk for sure.
- Wow.
Ok, so pictured is Phyllis Dare (1890-1975).
photograph of my womb entrance
So she had her cervix photographed by perhaps one of these?

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