please give me bad takes to steal
please give me bad takes to steal
everyone is telling me "your supposed to have bad takes, this is a good take". its really hurting my self worth
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You don't need sunscreen.
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i could give you a lot of my ex's takes tbh but here is one: farenheit is better than celsius because it's inherently intuitive to know how comfortable a given degree is for humans
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The most intuitive temperature scale, imo, would be one where 0 is freezing and 100 is room temperature. A warm day would be somewhere between 100 and 200, and more than that is getting into dangerous territory. Boiling temperature would be 500, and conventional baking temperature would be around 1000. I’m too irony poisoned to tell if this is a joke.
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It's okay to not wash your feet. The soap hits them when you shower.
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It's gay to wash/wipe your butt and dick. Only gay people touch butts and dicks.
I haven't touched by butt since they one time I got a bit drunk and curious in uni. And I don't want to be talking about it again, thank you.
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All cats deserve to live outdoors
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Because cats are too shit to be indoors.
Make as many people mad as possible.
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- The one that smelt it dealt it.
- Whomever denied it supplied it.
- Piss works well as a safe, natural alternative to automotive windshield washer fluid. Note that if you're diabetic, you may have to mull it down a bit to up the concentration.
- If you participate in tip culture, you are part of the problem.
- Grass can consent to being touched.
- Adding "...or some shit" to anything you just said makes it instantly digestible to the average person. Or some shit.
- Marx failed to consider tentacle hentai, in spite of it existing during his lifetime.
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Marx was too busy consensually touching grass to be aware of hokusai
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Skyrim is good
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Using the term 'microaggression' is a microaggression against the most oppressed minority: rich, thin-skinned white boys.