I seriously recommend that you start fights with Hexbear

It is so easy.

One time I argued with them about stuff I copied from the NY Times and when they dogpiled on me, I simply said 'disengage' and let them bark at eachother. They are not very organized and have the same ideas and it is impossible to have a civil discussion and everything you post is imperialist propaganda to them but all you have to do is say something like "You would get killed in North Korea you don't know what you're talking about" and when they start commenting, reply with 'disengage' and they're legally obligated to take to the skies like bats.

One night I had strange dreams about pigs eating beans and the beans kept repeating "Hi! I am beanis! boil me! boil me! and eat me" but I just fired upon them with my .50 cal rifle that I keep for protecting my children when feral hogs roam my yard. Can you imagine how awesome that was for me? On top of that I got several PMs from other Lemmy users that said "Make sure to sow more division in their ranks ^_" with rare NFTs attached so I continue to do what I was instructed to by the US DoD. Highly recommend!