Ted Cruz Denies Flash Flooding in Texas Was Caused by Weather Manipulation

"Look, the Internet can be a strange place," Cruz said.

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Your party is a weird fucking place Rafi
“ A stopped clock is correct twice a day.”
“Land swallowed by water in under 60 minutes. THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL,” wrote an account called HustleBitch that frequently posts conspiracy theories on X
Thanks for the, uh, insight there, hustlebitch
- Is rainbow sprinkler lady back?
that's just what a man with a weather-controlling doomsday device would say! i would expect no less from the zodiac killer.
So are you thinking what I'm thinking? Jewish space lasers?

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