Inspired by an earlier post, this one's for the IT workers.
Inspired by an earlier post, this one's for the IT workers.
Warp nACLs (network access control lists)
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I like star trek, so i give this an upvote even when i dont understand it.
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The term I assume this post refers to (it took me a minute)
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thanks, now i get it...
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Warp "Nackles" is how I read it.
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Ouf. Please close port 80. And if this is not a web server, close any ports for inbound traffic and implement a spi capable firewall.
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Kirk: We need more packets!
Scotty: I canna divert more packets. She’s gonna blow.
Spock: Perhaps we could divert the packets via a patch cable.
Scotty: Ya gotta be kiddin’ me. That’s a horrible plan.
Kirk: Do it.
Enterprise Computer: We’ve been trying to reach you about your ships extended warp bubble
Scotty: Bloody idiots, the lot of ya
Cap'n, they're DDoSing the reactor!
Computer: Magnetic containment fa…..