Why are cats so perfect?

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What?

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What???

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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???

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Fine but I swear to god this is your last treat until mealtime

But outdoor cats?

They're not. That's just the toxoplasma gondii in your brain talking.

highest muscle to body mass ratio of any mammal

Because they won't snitch unlike SOME animals.

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Cats rule, dogs drool!

Pretty much apex predators for their size category but also smart enough to run to humans for easy food and headpats. Just don't ask their opinions on local songbird populations.

Some say evolution others say god but the truth is that cats simply are