1w ago

Which one ?

My choice ? IDK Pizza+ranch pretty gꝏd together , never had (milkshake|apple pie) one , so definitely picking hot dog one !

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Why don't you just eat what you like and generate a millisecond of joy for the 15 minutes you live on this accursed planet...
I don't like pineapple on pizza. Some people do. We can both exist and have pizza.
- I agree completely. But anyone that eats apple pie with cheese on it is a psycho and not welcome at my house.
none, i just let people enjoy things
- no
Two of these are absolutely not unusual in any way whatsoever (Pizza/Ranch, Hot Dog/Ketchup). So they stay, and shouldn't have even been included to be honest.
I've heard that Apple Pie/Cheese is good, and I've heard Fries/Milkshake is good.
However, ultimately, it comes down to one thing for me; the grotesquery of consumption in my mind's eye.
You can eat Apple Pie/Cheese with cutlery and in a non-gross way.
Fries/Milkshake, on the other hand? I can't help but picture the mess. The sloppiness, the salty, licked fingers in the milkshake. The temperature differences. Something about the image is sweaty and more than a little bit profane to me.
Fries/Milkshake has got to go, purely for violating my sense of decorum.
- Hotdog and ketchup is just a tip off that this is pure engagement bait.
  But it's fucking good bait WHO PUTS CHEESE ON AppLE PIE
  
  It's an extremely old timey way of eating it, but it happens
  I'd make it illegal simply because an ex of mine ate it that way and he was a snobby fuck.
  
  sorry the National Hotdog And Sausage Council guidelines forbid ketchup on a dog after you're 18 years old I don't make the rules
  
  Would cream cheese be less insulting? 👀 I actually have no idea what cream cheese is
- Pizza and ranch is incredibly unusual outside the US because that sauce doesn't exist anywhere else
  I believe if you put ketchup on a hot dog in Chicago, you will drastically shorten your lifespan to minutes
  The other two are just no
  
  Pretty weird inside the U.S. too tbh. It sounds like something that could be popular in the mid-west maybe?
  
  Oh I assumed Ranch was just like a sort of garlic herb sauce? We have that at most pizza places in the UK at least. You're right though, I honestly have no idea what Ranch is lol
- Milkshake and fries is amazing. Milkshake is roughly the consistency of ketchup, so if you can dip your fries in ketchup you are certainly capable of doing so with a milkshake.
  Wendy’s frosty and fries was like a staple for every kid I knew when we were growing up.
  Taking nice apple pie and putting cheese on top is for heathens.
  
  When I first read "Milkshake is roughly the same consistency of ketchup", I didn't want to believe it. On reflection, though, I think you're right.
  I think the temperature differences still creep me out a little bit, but I wanted to ask -- what flavour milkshake is best with fries?
You can lose the dog with tomato goo, I prefer mustard, or almost anything else really
I guess the least offensive one is the ranch on pizza.
But in every instance here, I am not happy.
Pizza doesn't need dip. Fries are better in kethup, or even mayo. Cheese on apple pie is not my thing (I have tried it tho). And mustard is better on a hotdog if I can't get that sucker loaded up Chicago or New York style.
Hot Dog + Ketchup just to cause chaos. I'm more of a chili dog or meat sauce creature myself anyway.
2,660,453 Chicagoans would murder over this pic.
Not ONE pictured with ketchup. An abomination before GOD. Monstrous.
Hot dog and ketchup doesn't need to exist. Mustard is where its at
- But ketchup is also ok.
- tomatos add a real pop of sweetness, every hot dog i ever eat has mustard and tomato sauce
  honestly all of these combos are oretty normal to me except maybe the sweet pie and cheese, but even then i think it could go kinda hard with the correct cheese
- When I was younger I would have disagreed, but yes, hot dog and mustard is the amazing and has become my preferred condiment choice. Even better if you can throw some onions on it.

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