The kazoo is the crowning touch. I'd add giving them a husky puppy and a fully automatic Nerf dart gun with 10,000 rounds.
Swearing is a useful skill.
Give them a double espresso and a kazoo
But a kazoo can be taken away - and a good swear word can be enjoyed for a lifetime.
The kazoo is the crowning touch. I'd add giving them a husky puppy and a fully automatic Nerf dart gun with 10,000 rounds.
The dog doesn't deserve that