No nicknames? Just saying he looks terrible? Damn, guess Trump's washed.

I guess Zany Zohran isn't derogatory enough

Zany Zohran almost sounds endearing is the problem, like he's just a wacky guy
- Come to Zany Zohran's Discount Groceries! Prices so low, bourgeois economists say they're pure lunacy!
- Cool uncle energy
Messy Mamdani
Mommydonny? because when he meets trump he's going to want his mommy?

100% communist lunatic

Is this the MAGA communism that some mention in the net?

And he's STINKY too!

Thought this was a really bad impersonation, but it’s just Dirt’s new account.
- Wait, BAD?!?!
- ww u when dart was kill?
So you have a crush on him then?
What have you done with the real Dirt
- I ate them
  Real answer: https://hexbear.net/comment/6278532

“He looks terrible” is just gaslighting.

It's just jealousy
- Yeah at worst, Zohran is average on the conventionally attractive scale.
CHUDs base is always the bottom 10% of any graduating high school class and it shows.
“You may be more intelligent than me, but I’m pretty and you’re not!”
Not that Amerikkkans have any right giving out beauty tips…but I digress.

Zohran Mamdani is too ethnic of a name for Trump to come up with a clever pun for.

Tbf, if you're going for a pun in English, pretty much anyone is gonna have a tough time. Just comes with the territory of not sounding like most words in English. My pun game is S rank and there just isn't much to work with.
Gohan Pastrami?

AOC+3 and Schumer being the great Palestinian senator is just so ridiculous it's making me laugh

Madmani is right there don!!

This is quite the burning insult when you remember how much Trump appreciates good looking men

Huh. Guess he's more of a Cuomo guy. Who'da thought?

"He looks terrible and his voice is grating" from the fucking Trump administration is really something. You have RFK Jr and Kristi Noem

He doesn't know who that is, guaranteed.

Trump definitely needs to get his nickname game back.

At this rate he's gonna have to settled for Zleepy Zo. Embarrassing. Sad.

Does it get old to call everyone a communist? Does this even arouse ire for chuds? Even if I'm incurious and I hate thinking about implications, analysis, research, etc. you gotta imagine this is your 20th time hearing about someone doing a communism because they didn't ask a CEO for a bathroom break before lunch. Besides that, Palestine is popular all around, right? Even if I'm a Trump thumper, Zion Don is going off about communism again, YAWN!

Can racism really take the football and run you all the way to a touchdown of aroused anger because the guy's name sounds vaguely somewhere between Mddle Eastern to Indian?

What I'm saying is that even if I'm a fucking idiot I don't think I give a shit - I'm either "not that into politics" or I start to care about race less than I bargained for when I made a deal with the devil to hate people for their inheritance.

Nah it's more a label of who to hate rather than an ideological enemy
Communism lost any actual meaning in the US at least 60 years ago. It's a purely emotional word like "motherfucker"or "cocksucker". It simply means people or ideas I don't like
Nah, “commiecommiecommiecommie yeeeeeeeeeeeHAW!” is the rallying cry of every corn-syrup-swilling burgerlander when you have ideas too intelligent beyond their comprehension.
Take it as a compliment, they’re mad you’re smart enough to question popular opinion and they’re not.

Huh, no call to action here. I would've thought he'd end this with a "If only SOMEBODY would do something about this guy!" to encourage his CHUDs to just straight up murder the guy. He really is going soft.

I can’t believe this is your president.

assuming you're dutch, your former prime minister and the current head of NATO called trump daddy today
- I’m Canadian. Not that I like our leadership either.