Pettiness level 5
Pettiness level 5
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"Was." That's Abe and he was assassinated a few years ago.
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Wasn't the assassination due to some connection to a church if I recall correctly
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She is still alive, though, and may have been avoiding taking to Trump by not knowing English all along!
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with a doohickey gun some dude made in his basement, no less.
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To be fair, the Orange Shitgibbon barely speaks english itself.
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Is it possible to learn this power?
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Anybody whose able to speak another language than english can do it.
But that does exclude a lot of americans.
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you don't even actually have to speak another language. just make shit up. babble like a fundie "speaking in tongues" and repeat "no speakey eni englche"... helps if you can go a little castor-eyed and pull out the crazed weirdo look.
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You only need a couple of phrases (and a practiced accent/pronunciation) to seem believable enough for them to give up
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no entender
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Not from a sycophant.
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As an English speaking American, I would attempt the same thing.
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¿Que?
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me no comprendo
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"This person doesn't speak
EnglishAmerican, must be an illegal immigrant" -ICE -
“Oh. I don’t speak or understand any of the English language at all, so I cannot talk to you or your staff.”
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Back in his first term
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Well its worked for Melania all these years....
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Rest in Piss bozo
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Sometimes I wish I could not know English for 2 hours.
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Write a hundred page essay, you’ll feel like you don’t
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That is the opposite of being petty.
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To be fair, she can get away with it, unlike, say, Queen Elizabeth II.
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She gets away not talking to trump, mostly because she's dead.
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pretending to be dead. Now we know the real reason she "died"
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I wouldn't utter a single word to that turd.
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日本語を食べません
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I also don't eat Japanese
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何？わかりません
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Sucks to explain jokes, but this is internet recommended practice to avoid any kind of everyday trouble with Japanese officials etc. Use at your own risk
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I'm on public transport and I just giggled. Love it.
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I'm not sure I would call it "petty"... :)
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lol nice
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Same griftbitch that just went to hang out with Putin?
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Why would she do that, she's married to a fascist
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I think Hitler would have hated Trump. Pretty sure he did end up hating Mussolini. Fascism isn't a big friendship club.
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Hitler considered Italians to be racially inferior to even the French. Also there was little cooperation between the axis powers. They didn't share much technology and or industrial power. Unlike the allies who were far more cooperative.
For example many people make a big deal about Hitler's plan for nuclear weapons... but what no one talks about is Japan's nuclear program... and how much closer they got to making a functioning nuke. There was very little information sharing between Japan and Germany, however.
In terms of industry, the Italian air force often had decent airframes but poor engines. The Germans had excellent engines but didn't do much to help the Italians with their air force logistical issues.
Take this in comparison to the US which absolutely flooded its allies with everything from cutlery to explosives to fuel and everything in-between. The Soviet army was bolstered greatly by American trucks, jeeps, and heavy machinery that would have made winning the war incredibly difficult.
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Yeah, it's specifically fine a new outgroup to blame if they've eliminated the previous one. They have allies or convenience, but they wouldn't keep them if it didn't benefit themselves somehow.
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Legend
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That's not petty, that's just being smart
Pettiness and pragmatism are two wildly different things. I'd also count her as pragmatic.