Have you ever been 🍆 rated? Honestly… could you handle a brutally honest review?
I mean really rated — with honesty, detail… maybe even a bit of teasing. Not everyone can handle it. Can you?👀
Not too sure honestly if anyone has "honestly" rated it.... tell ya what, Check my profile and let me know 😜
We'll see
But legit.... If someone is being "critical" outside of playing about.... That just body shaming. And that ain't my kink.
I can only say positive things, I wouldn't shame anyone, caise as you said, that's not my kink. Btw, I think you're well stacked 😏😏
Yes
I'm perfectly happy with my dick, and so is my fiancée
That's all I care about
Plenty of people have seen it, and the closest thing I've had to negativity is people being horrified by my piercing or my fucked-up "performance art"
My ex said he read the Kama sutra and I had an “elephant pussy.” No idea what the fuck that meant.
Idk a dick is a dick.
Couldn't find anything about elephant pussy anywhere.. no idea what it means either. And yeah, a dick is a dick, but I know there's plenty of things to say about dicks 🌚
I think the translation is more or less "size queen". Able to enjoy hung guys, not tiny and delicate. He was probably trying to insult you, glad to hear the "ex" part of that.
I'm sorry but I just can't stop laughing at "elephant pussy".
What kind of Kama Sutra was he reading?!
Only woman that has seen me nude up to this point is my doc. She said: "ya, thats not normal" and sent me to a specialist.
I also don't think I could handle the comments if I posted something online (even annonymously). People on the internet have the best opportunity to lie to you, and I don't want to be more confused than I already am.
I think my penis is average in size, but it has a curve downward that made me self conscious. I hope its not a big deal to my future girlfriend.
That curve sounds... memorable😏. Some girls like a little surprise when things get serious. I keep my favorite curves in my memories 🥵 I wonder how it really looks in context 🖤
What's the upside to getting a brutally honest review?
Don't know. It's not like you dress up your dick. Can't change the shape or size of it. They aren't Apache Chief or Mystique.
Well… if the review leaves you breathless and craving a retake, I’d say that’s quite the upside, don’t you think? 😉
Not literally, but one girl's eyes bugged out when she opened my fly for a blow job, dived on it. That was flattering as hell.
Then there was the stripper that broke in my room, jammed a butter knife through the door jam to lock her kids out and had her way with me for 15-minutes. "Whew. That was better than I thought.", was a nice enough rating. (She was mad I had snubbed her the night before.)
Best all-time "rating"? Gf and I were breaking up and taking turns screaming at each other: "Well, look at you! You ain't nothin'! You're scrawny, you're an alcoholic and if didn't have such a big dick you wouldn't be worth nothing!" Me: Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door. AH!
With that kind of résumé😏… I’m almost tempted to see what all the fuss is about 👀
I once was told "not bad, but nothing spectacular but your tongue work makes up for it" so...there's that I guess
Confidence looks good on you… But I wonder how it tastes under scrutiny. Ever been unwrapped by curiosity and held to a higher standard? I do it gently… at first. 😏
That tongue sounds like it’s done some damage 😈 But now I’m intrigued about the rest of you… Careful—my reviews go deep, and they linger longer than your best moves. 💋
In my teens I had a fling with a jamacian girl next door that was staying with her aunt for the summer.
I was eating her out and pulled it out. Then came up to kiss her neck. Put her hand on my rod and she said "Mmm, got a big boy dontcha" in her thick jamacian accent.
Holy shit the lit my fire. My response was just "Yeah" and I bit her ear. Her next words were "got a condom?"
A Jamaican fling? Sounds like you’ve got a taste for spice 🌶️ Should I be flattered… or careful? 😏
I've got plenty of spice in my life. Don't judge anyone on skin color, culture or anything. We're all people. My wife is a light skinned latina with black hair. I do enjoy the Caribbeans I guess 😏.
I feel pretty confident about it and am aware of and fine with its flaws, my wife likes it and I had some convincing compliments about it from others. I think I could handle it
Certainly open to criticism and rating but I've never officaly asked for like a score 1-10. Generally had a good response online and IRL so didn't really have any confidence issues. When you get a couple "OMG it's so big" responses it goes a bit to your head lol. So I'm open to review, check my profile I'm not shy 😉.
Mmm… confidence looks good on you. But now I’m curious—do those “OMG” reactions come from the view… or the feel? 😈
TBH...both lol. Had some reactions from first glance and then once theybavtually felt it they usually hit me with an OH MY...I've got a thick boy so that's usually the shock lol.
I tried. Got a surprisingly high score, but idk if it was just a certain mood affecting their rating. But I'm grateful either way to get that out of the way.
Feel free and rate me 😈 Enough material on my page for you to come up with a differentiated ranking 😏
You want a ranking? I’d rather give you something more... memorable😏😈. But let’s start slow—tell me what you think sets you apart. I’m watching, and I’m curious. 👀
I have never been "rated", but based on experience I am confident enough to know it works well and gets the job done regardless of ones subjective opinion most of the time.