Necromancers Be Like

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Love the energy of that horse, it's amazing
Tastes like raisins and all that
ITT: people getting the joke.
When you think about it, your mom summoned you from your dads balls.
Spermancing is the term I'll give it.
Btw, you owe taxes now.
- I'm not really sure why everyone always equates sperm with their personhood when the egg is just as much you as the sperm is.
  
  Sexism
  
  technically, you're slightly more the egg, since we get no mitochondria from the sperm cell.
So…. just like real life.
at least he doesn't have to eat
- still has the same bone aches though
- Or even need a home
- May not even need a house.

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