I have such thoughts. I have such strange thoughts / W
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Are you well-liked?
Well-liked... Of course I was, at the end of the war, I even met the president Roosevelt that May and he thanked me for my service, selling all those jeeps
Think everyone recognizes me for that
I even got a war decoration for Christ sake, though I lost it in the basement
Now if you can excuse me, I'm gonna be off for another trip. / W
Is a man a piece of fruit?
Exactly, that's what I said to him, Ben. Partner to partner, man to man, talking business. I'm no dime a dozen coolie and he's no fruit.
But he wouldn't listen, wouldn't he?
Gee, what an anemic. Failsons got no respect.
/ W
Boxers or briefs?
Eh, whatever you choose, pal. Except for stockings, totally ran out of that.
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Oh you're talking about my personal attire. Uh, either suits me.
/ W
How are Biff and Happy doing?
Eh, my boys... they're doin' fine. Happy, especially so. Told me about this deal. / W
Who?
....
Uh... I'm the man, who sells you stuff.
/ W
Oh i don't know who you are then. I don't want to buy anything have a nice day
What can you tell me about Simonizing?
It should be a whole job on its own
That and my other son is good at it. (And that's the only good thing coming from him) \ W
Are you well-liked?
Well-liked... Of course I was, at the end of the war, I even met the president Roosevelt that May and he thanked me for my service, selling all those jeeps
Think everyone recognizes me for that
I even got a war decoration for Christ sake, though I lost it in the basement
Now if you can excuse me, I'm gonna be off for another trip. / W