Precious Comrade Wonkybear provides statement on recent events

Precious Comrade Wonkybear is my favourite local goose. She's the only cackling goose on the lake, which is otherwise exclusively populated by Canada geese. Her left wing seems to be broken to the point she can't fly so for at least three years she hasn't left that lake. The other geese either avoid or bully her to the point that she normally stays on the other side by herself. She's too skittish to come within petting distance, but whenever I walk up and address her as Wonkybear she sticks around just out of reach. This is the first day I've seen her properly cackling and I assume it's about the situation in Iran.