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Anon notices fake advertising in video games

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Risk of rain 2
It never rains
- Heavy rain
  No D2O
  
  Detroit: Become Human
  City doesn't become sentient nor organic
- it finally starts raining on the path to Mithrix tho, doesn't it?
  
  I don't remember.. I don't think so?
  
  this is true it rains on the moon
Technically, Half Life is correct. Armor, which constitutes half of your entire life points, is also 100, and you don't have it from the get go.
- This is incorrect. Armor takes a large amount of damage dealt to the player, but not all. If you are at 1 HP, and 100 armor, you can still die to a single bullet, even though armor won't be at zero. Fall and drown damage is also not affected by armor. Hence armor is not life.
  Source: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/halflife/blob/master/dlls/player.cpp
  
  Source
  Nah that's GoldSrc there fam ;)
final fantasy
has sequel
- DOOM Eternal
  can be finished in about 20 hours
Saints Row
Not a single main character is canonized by the church
- The Division
  no math
  
  and that is why ubisoft will never reach the level of coolmathgames.com
- saints row
  Penis bat
  I'm not sure I'm doing this right...
Counter Strike
No Counters
- Someone has never played de_rats. There are counters in the kitchen and the bathroom. 😌
  
  Does anything happen when you strike them?
- Counter-Strike
  No unions.
dark souls
most soul items are white
- But humanity is dark.
Postal 2
There's only one post office
Shadowbringers
There are fewer shadows in Norvrandt than before because of your actions
On the other hand:
Endwalker
Literally walk to the end
Strong art thou, mortal
Oxygen Not Included.
You start with oxygen.
Starcraft
\ You don't craft a single star
Heretic
\ The inquisition doesn't show up
- According to my research, the Spanish Inquisition never shows up when you expect it.
To take a shit is now a game mechanic?
- In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.
  
  Duke also poops a poop in an aliens neck after ripping the head off!
  
  Duke Nukem
  No Dukes and no Nuclear explosions
  
  Duke only pissed; on the first level you could find an alien taking a dump tho
- Well, the problem is clearly that it is not.
  (In case you are actually confused "duty calls" or "I hear the call of duty" (or "I hear the call of nature") can mean the speaker needs to take a shit.)
  
  "Call of doody"
  Also, anon could be referring to the fact that soldiers on the field tend to dig holes to shit if there is no toilet available. Call of duty being a military based game could have had shitting mechanics like how actual soldiers in the field do.
- Kingdom Come 1 promised this as a mechanic but then didn't implement it. There are still toilets but you can only read books on them.
  
  Sexy books?
- In this game there is a full optional nutritional/metabolic tracking mechanic, where you can leverage taking poops and use it to distract enemies, attract predators, or weaponize them to get other players in-game diseases
- I remember in ARK you would periodically shit a sphere. I forget what it can be used for though. It is definitely a game mechanic :)
- It is in the Sims. Including "The Sims Bustin' Out" which is an RPG.

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