Her: "Beth. My name is Beth."
Her to him: "I never give them my real name, it's creepy."
84 0 ReplySurprise twist: substitute Beth for "Karen" sometimes, just for the lolz:-P
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Well... At least then you can call her Beth in a joke tone... better that hey you girl come.
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Her: "I'll get us a table, can you order me a large pumpkin spice latte with a shot and double mocha* ? Thanks babe!"
Him: Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*I have no idea if this is a thing, I never go to starbucks
28 0 ReplyThey don't like it if you call drinks small/medium/large
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But he won't be able to spell it.
17 0 ReplyIt’s Quemijer, with a “Q.”
16 0 ReplyIt’s Kendra with a Qu
10 0 ReplyBatista: "got an order for Ts3ivghé? Ts3ivghé?"
Steve: "Yeah that's probably me"
4 0 ReplyActing must not be working out for Batista
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Delores Mulva?
15 0 ReplyShe expects him to pay and will put her drink under his name. Plan fails.
6 0 ReplyAs long as he hears it and he doesn't have to take it from whatever the Starbucks guys wrote and understood, as sometimes they don't quite get the name.
6 0 Reply"Henry is that you? It's been awhile!"
Oh! Hey you! How are you?
"I've been good we should catch up sometime"
Oh I don't think I still have your number. Here write it down for me and put your name next to it so I don't forget who it goes to
3 0 ReplyGenius!
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