Becky has a thorny problem as guys keep parking in her garden
Becky has a thorny problem as guys keep parking in her garden

Woman calls for action on Whittlesey Road after garden car crash

Becky Guy, who lives on Whittlesey Road on the B1040 near Thorney, Peterborough, said over the past five years about 10 cars have crashed into her garden or her neighbour's.
Isn't this a job for some reinforced concrete posts in the hedge?
What about building a ramp hidden behind a very thin hedge?
Then if someone goes through it: cool action-film sequence!
Have to point it away from the house though or:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/4493713.stm
If you want dead people instead of a damaged hedge, sure.
If the choice is between endlessly letting reckless drivers crash into your hedge and hoping that they don't injure anyone else while waiting for the council to do its damn job and put a speed restriction up and running the risk of said reckless drivers sustaining more serious injuries then I think that in that imperfect world I might invoke caveat rector.
What an absurd thing to say! In what world would anybody be driving so fast into a hedge while parking that a collision might result in death?
Better dead reckless drivers than a dead you hit by said drivers while in the garden.
A hedge doesn't really have a lot of stopping power to save you from a ton of steel and plastic.
If only they could manage to not crash into bushes.
Sounds good