I wonder what would keep you in history's mind longer: eating the whole Mona Lisa or eating half the Mona Lisa.
Good chance it will happen anyway but I can't deny that this sounds like an efficient way to prolong the time until it happens
Not if I sell bad copper!
rent free, bitch
Too late, someone already did that, you can only get everlasting fame for the same thing once.
Fine. I will sell bad copper while riding a unicycle!