Louisiana lawmakers push ‘chemtrail’ ban legislation through the House
Louisiana lawmakers push ‘chemtrail’ ban legislation through the House
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Louisiana lawmakers push ‘chemtrail’ ban legislation through the House
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People die every day from dihydrogen monoxide poisoning... and contrails are a visible source of that chemical! /s
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BAN Dihydrogen Monoxide!!!
My best friends dad died from it!
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At some church in a backwoods Parrish...
And now bow your head in prayer,
Lord, we just ask you to protect our real President Donnie John Trump from his felony indictments, because we know he's innocent and the justice system is the deep state. He's totally innocent, and all judges are liberal.
And please, Lord, make people stop saying that he cheated on his third wife while she was pregnant with his fifth child with a porn star and then used campaign funds for hush money because, Lord, we know that he could have been witnessing to her when he accidentally dropped his bible he fell into her hoo-ha.
We thank you, Lord, that Lauren Boebert was able to reach across the isle. And give a hand job during a family performance.
And Lord, we thank you for the party of family values and leaders like Marjorie Taylor Greene, who slept with her CrossFit coach and a sex guru while she was married.
And Lord, thank you for the Louisiana legislature that they are able to stay laser focused on what is truly important. They're not distracted by little nuances like being last in teacher pay or 46th in education, no sir! They're not sidetracked by trivial details like crumbling roads bridges or infrastructure they're able to zero in on what is your will lord which is making sure which potty people go peepee and poo poo in and the airplane gay fairy dust raining down on all us God fearin' folk.
Amen!
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Good. Stop all planes from flying over or landing in the state. Make everything more crazy and stupid.
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Attempting to minimize flights due to climate concerns Banning planes due to conspiracy cranks
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We need a law that makes it so 5G doesn't shrink your penis. I've noticed MAJOR shrinkage since Sprint upgraded their network. Their customer service is NO HELP.
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But if they ban chemtrails, they won't be able to put metal into the air to make it conductive, disabling Bluetooth!
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Explaining like they are 5:
Get a stick.
Swing that stick under water really fast, as fast as you can.Chemtrails are exactly that but in air at much higher velocity. In water you make air bubbles. In air you make water vapor. LOL! Its water! The whole thing is water! Louisiana law makers are fucking retarded!
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Gonna ban UFO abductions and 5G mind control, too.
Think Oklahoma beat you fo banning 5G. They at least put it on their agenda. That's right the Oklahoma GOP want to ban 5G.