You can never be too safe
You can never be too safe
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For when you just want to shoot the shit
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Never bring a poop knife to a poop gunfight
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This reference is amazing. I had forgotten about the poop knife.
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Well WTF do you use, a poop blender? 🤔
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Depends on the poop engagement distance
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What, you don't shoot the shit with your friends?..
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Who would ever need this?
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Just your typical restroom in Texas
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Or if your son shows up with a crossbow.
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This person pays their debts
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Hell yeah! Had myself a Kevlar commode built special just so the missus and I could use a Glock as a poop knife. Things get wild a day or so after fondue night.
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it's probably just a water gun that serves as a bidet
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That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. How could someone be so irresponsible? Now the spider has the bathroom gun! Great job Einstein.
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Shouldn't it be a flamethrower then?
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Should be a "nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure" button
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I thought it was so you can glock the door from a distance.
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Just don’t wipe with the wrong one.
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Pistol grip poop on my lap at all times
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Umm, we have questions now. Like, is that a petrified poop or mushy poop handle? Does it fire farts? 🤔
Inquiring minds must know...
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'Murica
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STL?
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just remember to not make mistakes, or you will trow toilet paper at the spider, wich can then use it to get up to your arm and bit it.
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Just don't stroke the barrel too hard if you don't want to have an accident
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Fr tho that's a 3M broom holder, and they are unbelievably useful.
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Need the extended mag cuz you ain't hitting anything without a proper pooping grip.
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Spiders probably do more good for the environment than you.
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Good idea, when two rolls aren't enough.
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Good luck hitting it. I prefer fire, flamethrowers or similar.
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Nah it's like the poop knife
But for Texans
You spelled Australians wrong