chapotraphouse @hexbear.net GoodGuyWithACat [he/him] @hexbear.net 4mo ago Insert when something/nothing doesn't happen/happens. "You know, Quasimodo predicted nothing happening."
earth, circa 4 billion BC. lightning strikes the primordial ooze. the first ribonucleic acids begin to cohere out of aminos subjected to the volatile environment of the postvolcanic epoch. this was the last thing to ever happen