So this is how Biden dies?
So this is how Biden dies?
With thunderous applause?
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Democracy dies in the prostate
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Stop giving me hope
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AND laughter.
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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He's going to be the first head in a bell jar that runs for president, and Matt Groening is going to have to eat his decades of predicting weird shit in his shows.
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Yes
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prolly not realistically, prostate cancer is super treatable when u have endless supply of money and resources. even if its this severe
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He's going to fuck up saying the word "Abaddon" a whole bunch but I can't wait to hear him ramble to the ferryman about wooden nickels as he crosses the river Styx
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The whole crowd is cheering and hooting as Biden desperately stumbles through his defence. They chant "genocide Joe! Genocide Joe!" while he's just freaking out and failing to form a coherent sentence. The chants crescendo as a giant sea monster surfaces and swallows the little boat and the genocidal ghoul sitting in it.
Goddamn fhatgn faced squid soilders
always with water
always