The Soviet spacecraft cemetery in the Pacific
Point Nemo has become the final resting place for hundreds of spacecraft. What will future archaeologists make of it?
When Cthulhu finally does rise, it’ll be to complain about all the shit we’re dropping on his/her/their/its home
Makes a lot of sense. Space junk will pile up if you leave it up there, so you want it to come back to earth, but you can't drop that stuff on land for various reasons, so the most uninhabited part of earth is a good choice to drop this stuff down.