There were seagulls next to the pope chimney, so cute
There were seagulls next to the pope chimney, so cute
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There were seagulls next to the pope chimney, so cute
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Good. Fuck seagulls. Fucking pricks
A soul in tension that's learning to fly,
Condition grounded, but determined to try,
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies,
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I
Reminds me of the South Korea 1988 Olympics open. Human traditions are cosmic horrors for birds.
Oh my fucking god these assholes.
It was really unfortunate. I think sadly the torchbearers probably felt pretty locked in and just followed through. Perhaps they assumed the doves would fly away. Regardless I believe that real doves stopped being used shortly after this ceremony!
Exhibit B: Baseball player Randy Johnson's unfortunate pitch timing.
This whole thing has been such a boost for the global Catholicism brand; it’s no wonder they keep electing coffin dodgers so they can do it all over again in a couple of years.
Wait 'til the pigeon pope hears about this; pope wars, all over again.
/ very poopy pope wars.
Those poor birds are gonna have lung cancer because of a dude in a silly hat.
Sky rats. Nothing of value lost.
Gulls are pretty cool.
You must not live near them.
So cool to be woken up when these bastards decide to have a screaming match at 3 in the morning.
Maybe, but annoying af when their incapable spawn starts walking around town. The parents are so over-protective, they start screaming and attacking you if you come near their baby.