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Fortatech @lemy.lol

2d ago

Memes from my biology class #5

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Literally peacocks
- Or almost any species of bird
  
  Blackbirds are pretty discrete...they invest in vocal variety instead.
  
  Now I am wondering if there are any species of bird where the females are the fancy ones. Gotta be ONE, right? 🤔

If human males did this more often, maybe I would have dated a few more by now !
Hello, man with short hair, black/white t-shirt and jeans #4096. Please, do tell me about how you like food, sports and music. Blend into the background as much as possible, that’s a great dating strategy !
- Does that mean I can wear green?
- That is camouflage. I use it to avoid being prey for people who hunt for the flashy and extroverted types.
  
  Fair enough ! If you have an interesting personality that works, but it’s always easier to also show it instead of just telling.
- I don't exist to impress you
  
  And that’s perfectly fine, but it doesn’t work as a seduction strategy.
- Ironically, human males do that to impress other males.
  Examples:
  
  I just want to see that truck get hit by a dump truck. Please, if there are any gods out there, make it happen.
- People are interesting, "average" is a misleading concept, you can find quirks and intriguing oddities in pretty much anyone. Perhaps you're frequenting the wrong circles in regards to what interests you.
  
  I know that. The problem is that so many men have a “protective layer” you have to pry open to get to know who they really are underneath, and that’s exhausting.
- i just do not wish to be perceived
  
  Well you need to be precieved to meet people.

I am disappointed. Where are memes #1, 2, 3 and 4?
- They were pulled down for being reposts.
  
  Yeah, but this is also technically a repost
- Alt account @fortatech@gregtech.eu
  
  Thanks!

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