Hopping out of the shower, realizing I forgot to bring a towel
Hopping out of the shower, realizing I forgot to bring a towel
I needed to vent about this somewhere, thanks
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Keep showering. The Lord will provide a towel when it is time to leave.
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You know what's worse? When you've had a shower and 5mins later your body decides it wants to do a shit.
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You shower naked?
\ You slut! -
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Hate when I do this
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!showerthoughts@lemmy.world would also be appropriate, though the mods might disagree.
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Not a hoopy frood.
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Just do jumping jacks till you're dry.
You either dry out or slip and break your neck. Either way wetness is no longer a problem.
I have legitimately slapped myself dry more than once.
Turns out skin is pretty watertight, the water just... sits there. You can't twist yourself, but you can pat all the drops out enough to at least get into some pants without looking like you peed yourself.
Have you considered using your hand as a squeegee instead? Sounds a lot better than slapping to me.
Love this solution, thanks for the laugh