If ur ever chased by a vampire, stop running immediately and start pissing all over the floor. The vampire will have to stop and count the drips, and cant cross running water anyways
:kelly:
My pee twinkles in the night got Vlad transfixed, dropping pearls and bars got the whole world listening
Aha! I hear your piss, ze sound of zee night wha ha ha! It sounds like frying chicken!
If ur ever chased by a vampire, stop running immediately and start pissing all over the floor. The vampire will have to stop and count the drips, and cant cross running water anyways
:kelly:
My pee twinkles in the night got Vlad transfixed, dropping pearls and bars got the whole world listening