3mo ago

I mean, it was very nice, but the menu specifically said 'mushrooms' not '1/4 of a mushroom'. Edit: I did decline the beans and half a fried tomato, so it's not as bad as it might seem.

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You paid premium for rectangle plates, you knew what you were signing up for
- This place has a mission statement, babe, we can't afford it.
Criminal. Should be called the minimal English. Who hurt that poor sausage.
I'd be fuming if I received this! Please tell me it was at least cheap?
- £11.99. So, no.
  Edit: it also came with beans and a fried tomato, which I didn't want, so not as bad as all that.
  
  Declined the beans and tomatoes?????????? ?????
  ????
  
  Wow. Was it at an airport?
  
  11 squid? Fuck me that's robbery. Riot I'd say.
If they called that a full English they deserve to have their feet set on fire.
That's just a starter.
- Nah, it was the 'little English' to be fair.
  
  They should call it The Warwick Davis.
Spill the (non existent) beans, how much was that monstrosity?
- Twelve quid, as near as damnit. And, in fairness, I declined the beans and fried tomato as I don't like them with breakfast.
  
  Call the old bill mate, you were robbed.
  
  For that price I'd expect the beans and tomato to be swapped out with more bacon or an extra sausage. Absolutely robbed.
That one piece looks like a turd. I dunno if I could make myself eat that.
If I paid any amount of money and got this sad looking plate of food, I would request a refund and leave.
- I would just leave and take the loss. No need to be near that "food" for any longer than necessary.
  
  Dine and dashing seems extreme, but you do you. /j
One of those circumstances where I would complain and demand extra mushrooms, if I werent 99% certain they'd spit or wipe their bumcrack on the second mushroom
- Wow you eat at some classy places.
  Most would do that to the mushroom on your plate.
  Only the real classy places will go get a second oneto hide their actions.

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