Ah yes, the classic Vortex gambit
Ah yes, the classic Vortex gambit

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Chess Position

Ah yes, the classic Vortex gambit
Chess Position
Sounds like someone was inspired by DMT before writing this. Or after writing it. Can't tell with that stuff.
Before ever game of classical chess I play over the board I coat my opponents pieces in DMT.
Eventually it gets absorbs through their skin and I can convince them it's all a nightmare that only ends if they resign.
I call it the MK Ultra gambit
That's not how that works. That's not any of this works.
(mostly dmt has to be smoked or taken with an MAOI for it to work. )
You should only F pawns with consent.
Unless you're a Bishop, of course.
D: