badposting @hexbear.net Guamer [she/her] @hexbear.net 3mo ago BREAKING: Trump signs executive order requiring all Americans to be gay
sorry to be a killjoy but defining everyone sex as beanis because of a misunderstanding of how beanis works is not actually cool
Obama, but now's his legally required to be gay under the law:
uhhhhhh let me be queer!