Relatable
Relatable
Relatable
I once fractured my fibula blowing out a candle. I was, like, 17. You're telling me it's going to get WORSE?!
fractured fibula
blowing out a candle
How the FUCK did you manage to break your LEG by blowing AIR through your LIPS??
It was one of those tall, thin church candles that you normally put out with a long handheld suffocator. Me, I tried to just jump for it. Came down awkwardly on one of the thing's feet, lost my balance, and my leg crumpled in under me as I fell.
Always said organized religion is a dangerous thing..
It’s called talent, learn it.
It may already be too late for you.